The Hebrew Hammer

Name: The Hebrew Hammer
Released: 2003-12-05T00:00:00-05:00

R 2003 Action, Comedy · 1h 21m

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.

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About The Hebrew Hammer

When a deranged Santa Claus hatches a sinister plot to obliterate Chanukah by brainwashing Jewish children with illicit copies of It's a Wonderful Life, the world needs a hero. Enter Mordechai Jefferson Carver, also known as the Hebrew Hammer. This observant Jewish private investigator and certified circumciser, finds himself tasked with saving Chanukah, and perhaps the world, from a holiday-destroying menace. Teaming up with Mohammed, the no-nonsense leader of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer embarks on a hilarious and action-packed quest to take down the rogue Santa and ensure peace and goodwill for all during the holiday season. This is a battle for cultural survival fought with wit, chutzpah, and a whole lot of holiday cheer.

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Cast and Characters

Directed by Jonathan Kesselman, The Hebrew Hammer boasts a stellar cast. Adam Goldberg shines as Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer himself, a tough and resourceful Jewish hero. Judy Greer delivers a memorable performance as Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal, adding her comedic flair to the mix. Andy Dick brings his unique brand of humor to the role of Damian Claus, the psychotic Santa with a vendetta against Chanukah. Mario Van Peebles commands the screen as Mohammed, the head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, a formidable ally to the Hammer. Peter Coyote provides gravitas as J.J. Liderhauer, a key figure in the unfolding drama. Nora Dunn adds her comedic talents to the ensemble cast, further enhancing the film's overall appeal.

What people like about The Hebrew Hammer

Audiences and critics alike have praised The Hebrew Hammer for its bold humor, its clever satire, and its willingness to tackle sensitive topics with a lighthearted approach. Many have highlighted Adam Goldberg's performance as the Hammer, noting his perfect blend of toughness and comedic timing. Others have lauded the film's unique blend of genres and its ability to subvert expectations. The movie's unapologetic approach to humor has resonated with viewers who appreciate its originality and its willingness to push boundaries.

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Movie Score

55%

Released

January 23, 2003

Director

Jonathan Kesselman

Cast

Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Andy Dick, Mario Van Peebles, Peter Coyote, Nora Dunn

Genre

Action, Comedy

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